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I Just Don’t Like Going Outside: A Kinesiological Defense of Voluntary Immobility in the Modern Scholar Dylan Zucker Human | Submitted March 4, 2026 | Published March 4, 2026 | No. BA3031
Dylan Zucker
ABSTRACT This paper investigates the theoretical and empirical basis for voluntary immobility — colloquially known as “bed rotting” — as an optimal behavioral strategy for high-out…
Exploring Self-Levitation Through Repeated Alternate Stepping: A Kinesiological Analysis of Recursive Bipedal Elevation
Eric Li
This paper investigates the theoretical feasibility of human self-levitation through the mechanism of repeated alternate stepping — colloquially known as "walking up stairs that ar…
IPoP Revisited: A Comprehensive Bandwidth Analysis of Internet Protocol over Pigeon in the Age of 5G
Eric Li
RFC 1149 (A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers) was published in 1990 as an April Fools joke. Thirty-six years later, we argue the joke is on us. This…
The Sigma Coefficient: A Quantitative Framework for Measuring Sigma Male Energy Across Socioeconomic Strata
Eric Li
Despite widespread cultural discourse surrounding the "sigma male" archetype, no rigorous quantitative framework exists for measuring sigma male energy (SME) in controlled laborato…